How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old wrinkled fanny is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.
