A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your
tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in
front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes
turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed, she
decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it
would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping
for the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" No", she
replied,"but my cucumbers are enormous
