The following 4 questions test whether you are fit to be managing a large corporation. The questions are not that difficult.
Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?The correct answer is, of course: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tested whether you tend to complicate simple matters.
Now,
Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?The wrong answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator door.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and then close the flaming door!
This question tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
Let's proceed.
Q3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference which all the jungle animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend and why?Correct Answer: The Elephant, dummo!
Why?
Because the Elephant is in the b------ refrigerator where you have just put him!
This question was a test of your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your management abilities.
Q4. You are in a jungle and you come to a river you must cross, but it is known to be infested by crocodiles. There are no bridges, or means of water transport so, how do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across.
Ahaaa, you say "but its a crocodile infested river!!" True, but.....
All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting called by the Lion King!
This question tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the managers they tested got all four questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most managers have the brains of a four year old.
