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« on: May 15, 2007, 02:07:49 PM »
A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes.

"Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."

After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster's lawyer stood up and said, "Your Honor, my client is a little short at this time. He only has $125 in his pocket, but if you would allow him a few minutes in the crowd..."
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